Empty Jars (#fridayflash)
Kyle and Joseph each wore an empty jar around their necks as they stood on the side of the road and stabbed trash with their spears. The blazing sun of midday beat down on the back of their burned necks as they stabbed at the scattered litter.
“You know,” Kyle said, “the Church is the one that said we had to carry our souls in jars from now on.”
Joseph shrugged and stabbed a foam cup. “It doesn't make sense to me.”
“Sure, it makes plenty of sense,” Kyle answered. He jabbed a candy wrapper and continued. “The Church wants to see who's sold their soul, so they make everyone carry it in a jar around our necks.”
Joseph shrugged again. “Just because your jar is empty, it doesn't necessarily mean you sold your soul. That's like saying if your garage is empty, you sold your car.” He leaned down and looked at a sheet of newspaper for a moment before he stabbed it.
“What else would it mean?” Kyle asked. He twirled his spear in his hand and ran the wood between his fingers. He stopped and propped his weight against a concrete barricade.
“Well, what if you lost it?”
Kyle shook his head. “No way. Who loses something like your soul?”
“Who sells something like your soul?” Joseph retorted.
“If your jar is empty, then you sold your soul,” Kyle said.
“The Bible talks an awful lot about lost souls, right?” Joseph leaned against the concrete barricade next to Kyle.
“They didn't carry their souls around in jars when they wrote the Bible, now did they?”
“No,” Joseph answered, “I guess not.”
Kyle looked down at his empty jar and then glanced over at Joseph. “Maybe you're looking at this too literally. Instead of saying sold, try replacing it with traded.”
“Okay,” Joseph mused. “If your jar is empty then you traded your soul?”
“That's a better way to look at it,” Kyle answered.
“I never traded my soul,” Joseph said. “I just figured I'd lost it somewhere.”
Kyle looked back down at his empty jar. “The Church says that you trade your soul for any sin you commit.”
“Really?” Joseph asked.
“Really. Hell, with the things I used to do, I had probably sold my soul a hundred times before they passed the law about these damned jars. These things just keep us accountable, I guess. We can't barter with what we don't have.”
Joseph stood and poked idly at a piece of garbage. “Everything fun is a sin though, right?”
“It certainly seems that way,” Kyle said, “but I'm sure that's not the case.”
Joseph shrugged yet again and shook his head. “It's a damned wonder every jar in the world isn't empty.” He stabbed the piece of garbage and sank the end of his spear into the dirt.
Kyle nodded. “A damned wonder indeed.”